Brandon, 22, Iowa. I enjoy hack comedians & contemporary musicians of the day. Too lazy to type more. George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Soundgarden, Zeppelin, etc.

I’m going to complain about football later so beware. Josh Gordon can’t even play for the CFL this year that’s bow shit. Hopefully the Browns sign him to a different/new contract just to say fuck you to the NFL.

keeperofspirits:

there-are-cannibals-among-us baby pep pep and a bun bun

keeperofspirits:

there-are-cannibals-among-us baby pep pep and a bun bun

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I wish the kids would decide on 5-10 mediocre bands to like. The Easter Day Shovels, The Perdium, Saturday Night at the Movies, etc. You know band names like that? Is it sad that if this gets a note, I’ll be very happy and in fact in might make my day. Therefore I hope no one likes this.

One of my new favorite things is crying while I masturbate.

euxinus:

Andy Warhol, Annie Lennox, Tommy Shaw, Frank Zappa and Paul Stanley

euxinus:

Andy Warhol, Annie Lennox, Tommy Shaw, Frank Zappa and Paul Stanley

me when I go anywhere

  • me: ugh there are people here

i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there for me at my lowest points and celebrate with me at my highest points and just be the rock that keeps me going when life gets rough 

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tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

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adreadfulidea:

They look like they just got caught having a torrid affair. “This isn’t what it looks like, Tom! He meant nothing to me!”

adreadfulidea:

They look like they just got caught having a torrid affair. “This isn’t what it looks like, Tom! He meant nothing to me!”

(Source: awwww-cute)

bemicoff:

ALL TOGETHER NOW

I should start pretending to be a cocksucker to attract females. And when I reveal to them I’m not an asshole, I’ll watch them all flee in horror.

fakings:

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

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malanga-coco:

satanic2chainz:

blackmatterr:

lmfao fuck!!!

omfg

LMFAO WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE GOING? omggg

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