i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there for me at my lowest points and celebrate with me at my highest points and just be the rock that keeps me going when life gets rough
Brandon, 22, Iowa. I enjoy hack comedians & contemporary musicians of the day. Too lazy to type more. George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Soundgarden, Zeppelin, etc.
I’m going to complain about football later so beware. Josh Gordon can’t even play for the CFL this year that’s bow shit. Hopefully the Browns sign him to a different/new contract just to say fuck you to the NFL.
I wish the kids would decide on 5-10 mediocre bands to like. The Easter Day Shovels, The Perdium, Saturday Night at the Movies, etc. You know band names like that? Is it sad that if this gets a note, I’ll be very happy and in fact in might make my day. Therefore I hope no one likes this.
I should start pretending to be a cocksucker to attract females. And when I reveal to them I’m not an asshole, I’ll watch them all flee in horror.