Brandon, 21, Iowa. I enjoy hack comedians & contemporary musicians of the day. Too lazy to type more. George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Soundgarden, Zeppelin, etc.
I don’t care if I sound like a trendy ass hipster cocksucker whiny cunt motherfucker, but I really don’t see what’s so special about Black Hole Sun. I had went at least a year without hearing it (according to LastFM), until today. For a few months I avoided it all costs, then I really didn’t notice I wasn’t hearing it. (Mostly because I’m not consciously aware of my surroundings in fact I’ve never even seen a Sound Garden. I don’t care if that piss poor attempt at humor wasn’t funny or was in fact rather awkward & forced upon you. I just have the need to babble on about something so that the illusion is given that I put forth any effort on this piece of writing. Piece of writing, more like piece of shit. If this was a mediocre Comedy Central show on a Thursday night at 8:30, I’d say that joke but after my second season aired my show would get canceled. Thus leading the way for an even shittier crop of substandard comedic half wits to take my place, admirably might I add.) Its certainly not a bad song by any stretch…But seriously folks, this is the pinnacle of Soundgarden’s career? This is one of the select few songs played on the radio within a massive catalog they must play in perpetual rotation until the end of time? This is the song they must perform at every show? Are you fucking kidding me? This song is taking up time on a very wonderful set list. I’d be pissed to know Room A Thousand Years Wide, Like Suicide, Limo Wreck, Gun, Beyond The Wheel, 4th Of July, The Day I Tried To Live, or TIGHTER & TIGHTER were cut to ensure it was played. It would probably be best to insult, or at least criticize the people who made this so god damned popular & such an over played song. Fuck you radio. It’s certainly not the song’s fault for existing. I’d bitch more but I’m too lazy. If you read this and if anyone does I’m proud to know you’re either as bored as I am; or you have at least as little of a life as I do. I highly doubt its the last thing, but it helps me sleep and keeps my last bits of self esteem from dying out.
A quote I have never seen in the Frank Zappa tag. Feel free to pollute it further with this one!